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Selamat Menyambut Hari Ulangtahun Kemerdekaan Malaysia yang ke-53 Tahun. "1Malaysia Menjana Transformasi"

Student dan balik kampong

Hairan...

Hairan...?(-_-)?

Saya tengok ramai kawan2 saya yang berasal dari semenanjung Malaysia pulang ke kampong ada tu sampai seminggu sebelum start cuti, sekarang pun ada yang sedang berada di kampong menikmati waktu berkualiti bersama family. Nak kata raya, lama lagi kut.

"Ala, tiket bas habis lah" Itulah antara alasan mereka.

"Aik, kereta api kan ada" Aku membalas, geram dengan alasan bodoh yang dorang bagi.

"Alah, naik train lambat lah, lagipun I xselesa lah naik train, leceh, penat blablabla" (ceh ber 'I' 'I' pulak walhal orang kampong pedalaman)

"Naik la kapal terbang kalau macam tu, cepat, xde lah penat sangat"

"HELO! Naik kapal terbang mahal kut..." (Ceh beli baju beratus2 mampu lak)


Geram. Sangat tidak bersyukur. Kalau ktorang dari seberang ni, kapal terbang sajalah mode of transportation yang ada. Kalau besampan alamat bulan depan baru sampai kampong. Sangat2 bersyukur kalau dapat tiket flight murah.

Then, nama pun dekat, buat apa nak tergesa2 balik ke kampung. Lainlah orang jauh macam I ni.


Sebnarnya jealous orang balik awal sebab aku terbeli tiket lambat, 7 September baru balik kampong..Waaaa (T_T)

My favourite blogs

I'm not really a good blogger, I have very small followers, my stories are boring and most of them are about my concern about civic awareness and about shiyok sendiri. lol.

I don't read a lot, but when it comes to read blog, I really enjoy it, really. So here are some of my favourite blogs that I often read 'em whenever I'm free.

1. Blog of a bright-future indie film makers

www.afiqsays.com

I like the way this "Shin Chan-eye-brow" guy think. He sure has balls cause he dares to say something controversial to public, often something provoking. He never cares of what people are going to say because he knew that he was right. Plus, he's kinda a Yasmin Ahmad's successor which he makes a lot of good videos. He already won several competitions and I think he's continuously making more good videos in the future. I like this blog also because his English is superb. Ladies, this good-looking guy is just 23 and he's single!!!


2. Blog "Mak Hayam" that makes me laugh all the time

meriahuoll.blogspot.com

This blog sure will makes you laugh. He always has something funny to share, whatever about what happen to his life, and most of the time, it's funny (I think all the time). This mak hayam is known as "Kak Senduk" cause his face looks like senduk (spoon) shape and he lives in Puchong, Selangor. The way he writes his blog is interesting. One of the blog that you must read!!! (Recommended).

Oh yeah, he's quite good at using Adobe Photoshop cause if you notice, he often edit his picture into other women body such as Mariah Carey and Beyonce.


3. Velog perempuan Chantek + bijak + model + serba serbi

inibelogsaya.blogspot.com

Okay saya xtahan menulis sepenuhnya dalam bahasa Inggeris cause my English is bad!!! Belog pilhan ke tiga ini adalah belog seorang perempuan Melayu-Jawa yang cantik bernama Hamis Zalikha, kini menuntut di UiTM Segamat, Johor. My first impression was she's just like another girl blogger who is tergedik2 mencapub but empty. But after read her blog, I changed my mind.

She's so beautiful, and got brain too! She scored like CGPA 3.90 ~ something every semester. In addition, she's a part-time model, she joins some uniform club in her university but surprisingly, manage to get her blog updated. I hope to meet her one day...In person. (.^_^ ) <--Blushing


4. Comic Blog that also a bit funny lol

koudamainframe.blogspot.com

This blog belongs to a friend of mine who rarely see each other, cause I just knew him for about 3 days and then we never met again. "Don't judge the book by its cover" and it's true. My first taught, he's a nerd cause he took microbiology~ something which requires nerd people to study them. (No offense). But, damn he's great and creative and his comics kinda cute you know. But sadly, he's not updating his blog, you know how hard to make a comic, right?. I wonder how he drew all his comics, using what software?)


5. Self-obsess handsome guy blog

danieldeadie.blogspot.com

I don't know why I categorize this blog as self obsess. Maybe because this guy like to tell about his shopping story. But this decent guy is just an ordinary guy, but I don't understand how he manages to get over 300 followers in just one year of blogging, he must be good at something. And my envious leads me to follow his blog. Maybe his charm I suppose. All ladies (and maybe guys too) will scream if they met this guy in person. huh (.-_-!). Ya lah, I know he's handsome and you wanna follow his blog, nobody's going to care of what I bought from shop, cause I don't have charm (But hey, I'm thankful)


6. Blog masak-memasak

rozzan.blogspot.com

Ya lah, bersempena mau raya ni, saya pun tercari-cari lah resepi kek yang boleh di buat. At last I found this blog. Oh yeah, there are millions of recipe in this blog (LIAR!!) nah, just hundreds I suppose. I'm not really into cooking but baking? oh I wish that I'm expert in baking. If you wish to make some cakes especially kek lapis Sarawak, you can use this blog as reference. But make sure you follow the recipe exactly cause "The secret to baking is precision" (Bree Hodge, desperate housewives season 6, episode 15)


7. Serious-shit blog

mazidulakmal.blogspot.com

Oh, ini antara blog yang jarang aku baca. But, whenever I feel I wanna read some news, there! semua ada. Mazidul, the guy behind rancangan 360 on TV3 always come up with some serious shit, i.e about immigrants, crimes, pelacuran, sex, etc. Yeah, sekali sekala boleh la but kalau selalu mampuslah...

8. My friend's blog

mrrandyramli.blogspot.com

southernstar1988.blogspot.com

tekidingbubus.blogspot.com

Blog is mostly an expression of oneself. So whenever I wanna know about my friends, I will browse through their blog. It's an easy way to know about what happen to your distant friends which you don't have 24-hours to stay connected with them. Hence, I will not feel far apart from them.


There! A list of my favourite blog... Feel free to browse their blog.

Produk untuk yang mengalami masalah keradangan ketiak

Aku suka makan bawang. Kata nenek aku, kalau makan bawang ketiak kita berbau, betul kah? Tapi macam betul jugak sebab ketiak aku selalu saja berpeluh dan mengeluarkan bau semerbak. Huhuhu

Ketika zaman muda-muda dulu, aku cuma pakai deodorant jenama Rexona. Tapi entah kenapa suatu hari tu, ketiak aku mula mengalami keradangan; merah, gatal dan agak pedih. Puas mencari obat tapi tidak ketemu. Setelah berjumpa ke dokter, akhirnya dokter meminta aku untuk menghentikan penggunaan deodorant tersebut.

Berkesan! Keradangan dah hilang. Namun, timbul masalah lain iaitu aku sukar untuk mendapat teman hidup kerana ketiak aku berbau...Huhuhu

Setelah beberapa tahun menyendiri, akhirnya aku terbaca satu surat khabar ni, mengenai Dr. Mist. Kata Ah-pek iaitu tauke Dr. Mist ni, dia pun pernah mengalami masalah yang sama. Setelah beberapa tahun menjalankan penyelidikan, akhirnya terhasil lah Dr. Mist ni.

Tadaa...(Dush dush bunga api) - Eh my extra finger

Berkesan? Yes sangat berkesan. Produk ini tidak mengandungi alkohol, terdiri dari garam mineral sahaja. So, memang lepas guna keradangan tu xkan ada. Sudah hampir setahun saya menggunakan produk ini. TERBUKTI BERKESAN!!!

Tak payah la nak cerita panjang2. Klik sini untuk mengetahui lebih lanjut.

Sesiapa yang ada masalah seperti saya, boleh lah mencuba produk ni. Kat Guardian, Watson ada jual.


*So taukeh Dr Mist, cepat bayar saya. Penat oh saya post dalam ini blog kasi promote lu punya produk.

Saat paling memalukan dalam hidup

Pernahkah anda melalui saat paling memalukan dalam hidup? Ya saya pernah dan baru sahaja melaluinya hari Sabtu yang lalu (7 Ogos 2010).

Hari sabtu tu, pergi la ambil bengkel motosikal di PMKK (pusat Memandu Kenderaan Klang). Yeah, another interesting event in my life, ambil lesen. What a bad start bila aku dimarahi oleh pakcik tua kat cafe dekat PMKK tu. Dahlah macam CI!@#$. Aku tanya elok2, suruh dia bagitahu harga satu2 apa yang aku makan; nasi lemak tu berapa harga, kuih karipap berapa harga, skali pakcik kurang ajar tu p maki aku...Memang aku bengang gila la time tu...Yelah, kita ni pembeli, kena la tau harga apa yang kita beli, ni kira macam haram, ntah2 dia salah kira ke, mana kita tau kan. Dia tu manusia, bukan Tuhan... (Sabar..)

OK then dengar lah ceramah motosikal yang boring..blablabla..Terus tengah hari tu dia suruh bawak motosikal sorang2.

GULP!

Untuk pengetahuan semua, aku tidak tahu membonceng motosikal, seumur hidup tidak pernah belajar. Belajar teori tu, ada lah, tapi amali xda...Huhuhu

Then aku adalah orang ketiga diminta untuk bawa motosikal atas trek.

GULP!GULP!

Start enjin, tekan gear satu, pusing minyak. Memula tu OK. Yes, hidung pun kembang kempis, bangga sebab berjaya bawak motosikal dengan jayanya.

Masuk saja trek berbentuk 8, tukar gear....Then...

"Eh, eh, eh..." Aku panik. Xdapat pusing motosikal tu, terus telanggar bahu jalan yang belang2 hitam putih tu. (Nasib sempat brek. tapi jeans aku tersangkut di brek kaki)

"Awak pandai ke tak bawak motor ni?" Tanya Pakcik yang mengajar ceramah tadi.

Aku menggelengkan kepala. Kelihatan beberapa lelaki ketawa, termasuk seorang warganegara Indonesia. Sial! Bisik hatiku.

Tidak terbayang betapa malunya aku ketika itu. Tu lah, lain kali kalau xtau bawak motosikal jangan pandai2 macam tahu kan... Huhuhu kan dah malu.

你是华人ma?

"这件衬衫很便宜!@#$%^&?" Kata seorang pekedai Cina di Jusco Bukit Tinggi kepadaku. Argh..Not again...I'm not Chinese, though I can speak a little but honestly I don't understand sepatah haram apa yang lelaki itu cuba sampaikan.

"对不起, 我不会讲華語" Aku menjawab

Lelaki bernama Alex itu kebingungan. Aik? kata xpandai cakap Mandarin, tapi kenapa tau pulak balas dalam Mandarin.

"我是马来人" Aku menjawab lagi. Barulah dia tahu aku ni orang Melayu dan tidak tahu bertutur dalam Bahasa Mandarin. Terpancar blusher di pipinya walaupun dia tidak mengenakan blusher.

I'm tired already. Everywhere I go especially in KL area, people will taught that I'm a Chinese, maybe because I have a beautiful fair skin (Alhamdulillah) and mata yang sepet, no one will care if I eat at McDonald's during lunch this month...Hohoho

I think it's great if I can speak Mandarin fluently. For those who can speaks Mandarin, you can listen how I speak in Mandarin in this video and comment on how far that I can learn, with this "already-hard-tongue". T_T

Do I have any chance to become one of a Malay man who can speak Mandarin fluently like Baki Zainal? Huhuhu I hope so. (Anyone can give me free Mandarin Lessons? I would go for that.,but make sure it's for free. Hahaha)

P/s: Fuh..It took me an hour to get the Chinese font. I don't know whether they are correct or not.

" Hey, do I look like a Chinese to you? 我是马来人 la...Huhuhu"